My name is Eli and I wanna be a Starship Ranger.

Television is my full-time job and I take it very seriously.

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This pretty much sums it up.

I like manatees, Star Trek, blasphemy, yogurt-covered raisins, trolling, iced tea, Colin Firth, anti-depressants, irreverence, Wes Anderson movies, and the sin of sloth.I dislike bigotry and discrimination, violence, showering, Comic Sans, even numbers, and when the sheets come off the mattress.

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This is the best thing I have ever seen:



And here is a """real""" picture of me:Photo_161.jpg